It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think? A little too ironic...and yeah, I really do think.