F*** ME PUMPS

When you walk in the bar

and you're dressed like a star

And the men notice you

and you're gucci bag crew

Can't tell who he's lookin to

'Cause you all look the same

Everyone knows you're name

And that's your whole claim to fame

Never miss a night

Cause your dream in life,is to be a footballer's wife

You don't like players ,that's what you say-a

But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire

You don't like ballers,they don't do nothing for ya

But you'd love a rich man ,six foot two or taller

You're more than a fan,lookin' for a man

But you end up with one-night stands

He could be your whole life,if you got past one night

But that part never goes right

In the mornin' you're vexed,he's onto the next

And you didn't even get no text

Don't be to upset if they call you a skank

'Cause like the news ,every day you get pressed

You don't like players,that's what you say-a

But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire

You don't like ballers,they don't do nothing for ya

But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller

You can't sit down right,'cause your jeans are too tight

And you're lucky it's ladies night

With your big empty purse,every week it gets worse

At least your breasts costs more than hers

You did Miami,'cause you got there for free

But somehow you missed the plane

You did too much dope,met somebody

and spent the night gettin' cane

Without girls like you,there'd be no fun

We go to the clubs and not see anyone

Without girls like you

There's no night life,all those men just go home to their wives

Don't be mad at me,'cause you're pushin' thirty

And your old tricks no longer works

You should have known from the jump,that you always get dumped

So dust off your F me pumps.